Keef: The Biography

According to the New York Post, Keith is to write his biography. I plan, once it comes out, to book a sun holiday specifically for the purpose of sitting by a pool and reading it. Will he remember it all?, is there any way he possibly could? I predict a riot (riveting read). "Lord Of The Strings" for the title perhaps?


In other Stones news, Jagger is not tight.
Two Coats of Paint says I.